Art Appreciation

I was travelling back from Gatwick on friday evening on a good-old British train (which was taking hours). I was sharing the carriage with a group of three teenage boys. They had invented a game which involved projecting Monster Munches across the aisle with a rolled up porn magazine. This made them all laugh like Beavis and Butthead. Once this game became boring, one of them grabbed a newspaper that had been left and decided he was going to do the crossword. The following conversation went something like this:

Boy 1: French artist?
Boy 2: Erm..... Leonardo Di Caprio?
Boy 3: No you ****, it's Leonardo Da Vinci
Boy 1: But it says here it's got five letters.
Boy 2: Er.... Dildo?

Good to see that the British educational system continues to improve.